If you are the parent of a teenager, stop what you’re doing, sit them down, and make sure you finally have the talk about the potential cost of dangerous behavior. Better yet, just read them this: Firefighters Free Alabama Teen Who Got Stuck Inside a Giant Barney Head.

+ If you had a million bucks to spend on a vacation, what would you do?

+ Christo’s floating piers were 50 years and $17 million in the making.

+ The Cheerios Challenge and the good news that you can still be an idiot after fatherhood.

+ And finally, a funeral business in Ontario will dissolve you with acid and pour you into the sewer. (I guess that will be my punishment for not composting.)