Circling back to today’s top story on guns, here’s Wired’s Brian Raftery explaining why, when it comes to this topic, only The Onion can save us now.

+ Consumerist: 8 Gadgets Devoted Solely To Spreading Butter On Stuff. (Makes sense. There are about 8,000 products devoted to helping us share animated GIFs.)

+ Melanie Aquino could be the best coffee artist in the world.

+ My favorite news curator went out to edit the Internet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.