Letter to the Editor

“I’ve been doing this for 30 years, but I’m having another birthday this weekend. I just know that I no longer have the energy that the newspaper needs and the readers deserve.” Ross Connelly is going to give away his weekly newspaper to the person who writes the best essay explaining why they deserve it. He’s so behind the times. The newspaper should go to the person who’s able to write the most clickbaity headline.

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