“I have my sons [sic] truck up for sale that I bought for him as his first car, he thinks it’s cool to drive around with his friends smokin dope and acting all thug and especially not showing me and my wife the respect that we deserve.” From Esquire: Life Advice from the Dad Who Sold His Pot-Smoking Son’s SUV on Craiglist. (Luckily, my parents never figured out how to post to Craigslist and I convinced them that I was just using an inhaler.)

+ How hard is it to go viral these days? This fish had to figure out a way to get into a jellyfish.

+ Quartz: Verizon’s “Can you hear me now?” ad pitchman has defected to Sprint. This is the biggest trade since The Bambino went to the Yankees.