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“The sweet stuff is now being offered at day-time raves and dance parties that do not serve alcohol.” It turns out that Chocolate is the new party drug.

+ It’s getting harder and harder to stay on the front edge of hipsterdom as big brands become fast followers. Starbucks is now set to serve Nitro Cold Brew.

+ “Customers said a group entered the cafe wearing sausages around their necks and carrying slabs of meat on skewers, before attacking customers and staff.” The Guardian with the weird news of an attack on a vegan cafe. (I am a life-long vegetarian and if these folks need some backup, my hothouse cucumbers are fully-loaded and ready for action.)

+ Has there ever been a more ominous lede than this? “Golfer who shot video thought it was big enough to possibly be two guys in an alligator suit.”