Last week, we witnessed one of the craziest, most absurd, and most fantastically wonderful 36 hours in political entertainment history and it made me realize; there’s a way out of this. It’s a win-win. All upside, no downside. Trust me. I’ve Got a Deal for Donald Trump

+ “As I finished each book, I began to perform it and keep it alive in repertory while committing the next to memory.” Meet the guy who memorized Paradise Lost.

+ Syndicated via Kottke: When a show spans 27 seasons and almost 600 episodes, you’re bound to hit your futuristic mark at least some of the time. Here are ten instances in which The Simpsons predicted inventions which have since come to pass, including smartwatches you can talk to, baby translators, and left-handed stores.