Aspiring actors are now driving Ubers instead of waiting tables. And as Nick Bilton found out, they have some interesting stories to tell. “If he was driving his own car, he could get pulled over for any number of reasons; not stopping at a light; not using a blinker; speeding. But if I get pulled over, the cops aren’t going to search him and I’m certainly not going to get into any trouble.” Yes, you can order drugs on your mobile phone and have them delivered by a dealer riding in the back of an Uber. I’d say that makes this the right time to reassess who gets to be called the greatest generation.