“It was just a lie, just a lie.” Notes from a therapy session during which I only spoke in phrases from Radiohead’s new album.

+ The Guardian: Japanese vagina kayak artist found guilty of obscenity.

+ From Deadspin: “Europe’s top wheelchair basketball tournament came to a violent halt in Zwickau, Germany Saturday as 60 fans attacked each other with knives and baseball bats.” And get this, the match would have only determined who came in fifth place…

+ Over the weekend, Bartolo Colon jumped right to the top of this list of the 10 unlikeliest home runs ever hit.