Citing personal attacks and public scorn, Craig Wright now says he doesn’t have the courage to prove he’s Bitcoin’s Satoshi Nakamoto. (Instead, he’s saying he started Craig’s List.)

+ “It’s a point so blindingly obvious, that only an extraordinarily clever and sophisticated person could fail to grasp it.” In other words, please don’t use your devices in the British Parliament.

+ A Belgian brewery has built a beer pipeline.

+ You always hear legends of people getting thrown into a body of water while wearing cement shoes. But no criminologists seemed to be able to actually point to an actual case. Until, as the NYT reports, a cement-shoed corpse was found near Brooklyn. This is like art imitating life imitating WTF.