In The New Yorker, Tom O’Donnell explains why he is a proud Godzilla supporter. “All you see on TV are egghead scientists whining about how Godzilla is bad: ‘When Godzilla gets here, he’s going to smash through our tallest buildings like they were made of cardboard!’ and ‘Godzilla just ate a bus full of schoolgirls!’ You never hear the other side of the story—the reasons good, hardworking people like me are excited for someone like Godzilla finally to come along and challenge the status quo.”

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