When I was in junior high, my child psychology appointments started at exactly 4:20. And my high school is where they came up with the term 4-20. So I am uniquely qualified to author these ten quick thoughts about pot.

+ Geneticists set out to build a better weed. (Then Doritos better set out to build a bigger bag.)

+ The world’s fastest stoner.

+ A dating site reports that pot users are twice as likely to report multiple orgasms. (And their partners are three times as likely to have to repeat the phrase, “Dude, wake up.)