According to several reports, a flight attendant quit by pulling the plane’s emergency slide and walking away. (In her defense, it was United.)

+ So we woke up on our second morning in Tokyo, looked across from our hotel window, and saw some synchronized corporate calisthenics taking place. My wife captured a pretty amazing video of the scene. (Tomorrow, me and the kids are gonna put on a show for them!)

+ Not worried about all the drones in the sky these days? Well, how about the drones with chainsaws?

+ Reminder: I am traveling in Japan through April 15. During this period, I will try to get off a few editions, but the publishing schedule will be sporadic, and will depend, in large part, on the quality of the WiFi at the local cat cafe.