Meet the most interesting unemployed man in the world. After years of watching him play one of the more famous roles in recent advertising history, Dos Equis has announced plans to replace Jonathan Goldsmith as the most interesting man in the world. In his final commercial, he will be shown leaving on a one-way trip to Mars. (“His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.”)

+ Gizmodo: Lawmakers in West Virginia celebrate legalization of raw milk by drinking it and getting sick. (Why should voters be the only ones sickened during this election season?)

+ This mother likes to braid her daughter’s hair every morning. And I mean she really braids the hell out it.

+ Some schools have bake sales. Some schools have Beyonce.