“When Attwood tried to cancel the order, he says he was told he would lose the $123.60 as a cancellation fee, a stipulation specified in the site’s surreal list of terms and conditions, which also prohibited reselling items to ‘your Russian cousin’ and compared any errors in prices or photos to a cat named Misse having an accident.” Outside Magazine goes in search of the husband-and-wife team behind the Internet’s most infuriating outdoor retailer.