“Nevertheless, the idea of using the screen of my phone to push around a photorealistic clitoral hood, labia majora and minora, and (as warranted) clitoris while the OMGYes voice coos words of encouragement is, well, weird.” Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Silicon Valley wants to disrupt orgasms — with science! (Between social media and online games, I think Silicon Valley has already disrupted enough orgasms…)

+ Hey, whatever happened to waterbeds?

+ A classic from The Onion: 20,000 tons of pubic hair trimmed in preparation for valentine’s day.

+ McSweeney’s: My child’s imaginary friend is a podcast.