“It contains more than 25 grams of plant protein, thanks to vanilla mushroom protein and stone ground almond butter, and also has the super endocrine, brain, immunity, and libido- boosting powers of Brain Dust, cordyceps, reishi, maca, and Shilajit resin. I throw ho shou wu and pearl in as part of my beauty regime. I chase it with three quinton shots for mineralization.” Never heard of any of that? You’re probably not alone. But this is how Hollywood’s favorite juice bar owner eats every day. (Oddly, her last name is Bacon.)

+ Here is a phrase that should never have been written (or even thought of): Anti-Beyoncé rally.

+ Bloomberg: Whole Foods may put tattoo parlors inside new millennial-focused stores. (That headline is a little misleading, but not nearly misleading enough.)

+ When a congressman vapes.