“An orangutan named Tango relaxes in the chute above us as we pass under. She used to do judo in the Tang drink commercials before starring in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.” And Tango is not alone. Here’s the Miami New Times with the story of a very special kind of zoo: Michael Jackson’s Pet Chimp, Bubbles, Is Living Out His Twilight Years In Florida.

+ A Girl Scout chose what seems like a really obvious place to sell her cookies: outside of a pot dispensary. They sold well.

+ Is the drinking straw the most wasteful product in America?

+ Because your doubts about fast food are not already strong enough, Burger King is getting into hot dogs.