In the global economy, it’s almost impossible to choose a brand name that doesn’t make someone, somewhere, laugh at you.

+ There were what sounded like a woman’s cries. There were screamed threats like, “I will kill you.” So you can understand why some folks in an Australian neighborhood called the police. It turned out to be a guy trying to kill a spider.

+ Apparently, Christmas lights can slow your WiFi. This is the first holiday story to ever make my kids happy to be Jewish during the Christmas season.

+ And finally, please stop naming your kids after Instagram filters.