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Getting the house ready. Buying candy. Dealing with costumes. It’s a busy time of year for all of us. But not as busy as life as a professional pumpkin carver.
+ The best pumpkin carving on YouTube.
+ It’s always the right season for photos of cats and the metalheads who love them.
+ Here is an entirely real and entirely accurate LA Times headline that shows the kind of competition The Onion faces from real life: Sylvester Stallone is back as Rocky Balboa — but this time he’s in a fight with mortality. Oy Adrian is the new Yo Adrian…