Hide the Salami

They took your gluten. They took your sugar. And now they’re coming for your bacon. The World Health Organization announced that “bacon, sausage and other processed meats cause cancer and that red meat probably does, too.” The decision by the WHO panel was not unanimous and it’s certain to be met by resistance. A silent protest (other than the chewing sounds) already seems to be underway. These days, it’s hard to know what to believe when it comes to eating healthy. Luckily, that salami you just bought will stay fresh until they decide processed meats are actually good for you.

+ Bloomberg: How red meat joined the 478 other things that might give you cancer.