“As you can see, I’ve been punched in the face twice already.” At long last, here’s the true meaning of Facebook’s new emoji’s, explained.

+ Buzzfeed: A group of beard enthusiasts were reported to the police because someone thought they were ISIS. (How about just reporting them to police because they call themselves beard enthusiasts?)

+ Jezebel: The NYC housing market is now so bleak that people would happily live in a bar bathroom.