“I was ordered into a bathroom without a stall. A heavier man said: ‘Strip.’ So I did. He said, ‘Turn around.’ So I turned around. He said, ‘Let me see your prison wallet.’ I said, ‘What?'” WaPo’s Ben Terris with the interesting tale of Jeff Smith. He was supposed to be in Congress by now. Instead he’s an ex-con — with a story to tell. (Meeting with campaign donors probably isn’t all that much different from the scene described above.)