This could be the most San Francisco San Francisco story of all time. Here’s the SFist (of course): SF couple leaves for Burning Man and their hired housesitter Airbnb’s their apartment.

+ Quartz: The psychology behind why couples always fight when assembling Ikea furniture. (Hint: It’s a pain to assemble and it sucks when completed.)

+ I’ve never viewed the heavy use of hand sanitizer as a particularly healthy trend. And I wasn’t even thinking of the people who drink it.