NBC has announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will take over for Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice. That moves climate change down to the second spot on my list of top concerns for the future of humanity.

+ Who Said It: Donald Trump or Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development?

+ The Verge throws a wet blanket on the notion that rice really save your wet phone. (South of Market, we call that an artisanal stir fry.)

+ Syndicated via Kotte: Camera Restricta is a speculative camera design by Philipp Schmitt that won’t allow you to take photos if too many have already been taken by others at that location.

+ We’re one week into the NFL season, and there’s already a call to fire the Seattle Seahawks’ offensive coordinator. And it’s coming from Marshawn Lynch’s mom.