“If Pablo Escobar were alive today, he’d be selling coffee.” Yes, it’s time for my latest edition of Just Admit It. This will feel good, I promise.

+ Ars Technica: I met my first girlfriend through Windows 95: An Internet love story. This one might not be safe for work if you’re an Apple user.

+ Quartz: Here’s the best way to guess correctly on multiple choice test.

+ And, on a personal note, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention my misgivings about publishing today as I’ve been very public with my belief that it’s totally ridiculous that we have to work on Beyonce’s birthday.