In Vox, Todd VanDerWerff provides an update on what is quickly becoming “an internet driven not by human beings, but by content, at all costs. And none of us — neither media professionals, nor readers — can stop it. Every single one of us is building it every single day … The future belongs to the fleet, to the fast, to the instantly assembled hot take.” I’m bloated, slow, and cold. I think I’m gonna need a second cup of coffee before diving into 2015 is the year the old internet finally died.