“A federal appeals court in Cincinnati ruled yesterday that somebody who accidentally calls somebody else isn’t protected by a right to privacy.” In other words, you are now liable for your butt calls.

+ From The Hill: Trump threatens a third-party run. (I know this sounds weird, but I have a feeling Trump is Banksy.)

+ And the NYT Magazine asks an age-old question: Why Is It So Hard to Get a Great Bagel in California? Let’s answer that question with a question: Have they ever been to Barton’s in San Anselmo? (Never let it be said that I didn’t add value.)

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