Last night my six year-old daughter told me that my stomach was not fat. After I thanked her, she explained that all my belly fat had moved up to my boobs. That seemed like the perfect time for daddy to use a series of a recent studies to prove that, indeed, Dad Bod is real.

+ It turns out that Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton are pals. (Whenever one of them gets a call from dad, she presses mute and they both roll their eyes and laugh knowingly.)

+ And finally, last night’s Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj Twitter feud, explained. (If nothing else, I get to re-watch the Anaconda video in the name of research.)