A group that calls itself the Impact Team has hacked Ashley Madison — an online dating service for cheating spouses — and is threatening its 37 million members with the release “all customer records, including profiles with all the customers’ secret sexual fantasies and matching credit card transactions, real names and addresses.” That’s the kind of news that can turn a hard drive into a floppy disk real quick.

+ If this situation blows up, at least we’ll still have adult star karaoke night.

+ The Internet can obviously make cheating easier. But it can also have the same impact when it comes to getting caught. Consider the story of Donny Ryding. He told his wife he quit smoking. Then he got caught by Google Maps.