You’ve got to hand it to Ariana Grande for keeping the summer doldrums from making our eyes glaze over with a weird new scandal (if you can even call it that). She simulated some public donut licking, made out with her friend, and then said she hated America (clearly referring the American diet). WaPo makes the case that the real lesson here is that the cameras are always watching. I’d add that there’s probably also an important cautionary lesson about dropping ecstacy in a donut shop.