“Inside his garage were two phones should he need to call for help. In his laundry room was a loaded rifle with extra ammunition on the washer and dryer. Upstairs in the bedroom: another rifle.” It’s just another day in upstate New York (other than those two escaped convicts being on the loose).

+ “When [Matt’s] cleaned up, he’s very handsome and, in all frankness, very well-endowed. He gets girlfriends any place he goes.” WaPo on what we know about the dangerously charismatic escapee at the center of the N.Y. manhunt. (At this point, I think I know more than I want to know.)