“Beginning in or around 2004 and continuing through 2011, I and others on the FIFA executive committee agreed to accept bribes in conjunction with the selection of South Africa as the host nation for the 2010 World Cup.” Ex-FIFA official Chuck Blazer spills the beans. (If you can’t trust a guy named Chuck Blazer, who can you trust?) Meanwhile, Ex-FIFA VP Jack Warner promises to disclose an ‘avalanche’ of evidence. These guys might need a good talking to from Goodfella Jimmy Conway.

+ It turns out that Larry Ellison is spending a fortune to save American tennis. (Hey, I’m not saying these two stories are related. Come on now. That’s all you. Wait, what…)