A Danish radio station is defending a host who clubbed a rabbit to death during a debate about animal welfare. I’d like to see a thousand giant rabbits thump on this guy until he looked like a battle-scene extra from a particularly gruesome episode of Game of Thrones. (I know there are probably simpler ways to make him pay, but that’s the one that seems most satisfying.)

+ “Like some inflatable phoenix whose wings double as beer koozies, SkyMall is rising from the ashes.”

+ Kindle introduces a new font and page layout to make e-reading more like reading print.

+ “It sounded like one lady walked up and asked the other lady if she was in line for the waffle maker. She didn’t answer, so this lady started to make her waffle. The other confronted her and said, ‘That was my waffle’ and the other lady said, ‘No, it’s mine’ and then it went down hill from there.”