Branded a Fool

A frat at Dartmouth that inspired Animal House has lost its appeal to stay on campus after officials complained about hazing practices which included branding pledge’s buttocks with hot pokers. (Ever think there’s something subtly homoerotic going on at frat houses?) School officials really need to recall the words of Dean Wormer: “The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.” (What ever happened to toga parties?)