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Out of “respect” for David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel has announced that he won’t air a new show on the night of Letterman’s final episode. (Jay Leno will probably decide to come out of retirement for the night.)

+ Headline of the day (with a video that lives up to it): Daughter loved tooth extraction by javelin.

+ “You can be effing anything that moves and gettin’ paid half a million dollars a week, you effin’ idiot. You want to be a normal 22-year-old?” Noel Gallagher reflects on Zayn Malik and other topics in his latest Rolling Stone interview.

+ There are only 8 days left to get your NextDraft Internet Superhero T-Shirt.