“It can be hard to find the perfect way to describe Joseph ‘Sepp’ Blatter, the head of FIFA. The Daily Mail has called him a ‘smug, self-righteous Zurich gnome.’ The Guardian has called him ‘the most successful non-homicidal dictator of the past century.'” Bloomberg provides some more backstory on the checkered history (and future) of Sepp Blatters rule: A League of His Own.