“Clarence David Moore, 66, called the Franklin County Sheriff’s Office on Monday and said he wanted to turn himself in.” That was likely a surprise to the officers, because he’d been a fugitive since he escaped from prison nearly four decades ago. So why did he suddenly decide to go back to jail? He needed health care coverage.

+ “According to a statement from the Ministry of Culture on Thursday, the government plans to work closely with the police to eliminate such performances, which are held with the goal of drawing more mourners.” Yes, it’s time to stop hiring funeral strippers.

+ Mental Floss: 101 Amazing Facts Everyone Should Know.