“It doesn’t matter if your son or daughter brings a real pot leaf to school, or if he brings something that looks like a pot leaf — okra, tomato, maple, buckeye, etc. If your kid calls it marijuana as a joke, or if another kid thinks it might be marijuana, that’s grounds for expulsion.” WaPo’s Christopher Ingraham on the Virginia school that suspended an 11-year-old for one year over a leaf that wasn’t marijuana. (And what would one do with a marijuana leaf anyway?)