Last week, Charles Eugster obliterated the 200m record, completing the sprint in 55.48 seconds. That might seem a little sluggish for this particular race. Until you realize that Eugster is 95. Not to be outdone, Georgina Harwood celebrated her 100th birthday by going skydiving.

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