“She felt the vibrations of his 6 Plus pulsing through the thick fabric of his ironic dress-sweatpants. She arched her back and pushed her lips towards his ear and whispered, ‘I only use one port. But it does everything.'” My latest piece (perhaps it’s PG-13): 50 Shades of Space Grey – Sex Lit in the Age of the Apple Watch.

+ WSJ: Like Humans, Other Primates Have Fashion-Trend Setters. (In case you thought fashion was an example of our advanced evolution.)

+ Here’s LVMH’s luxury watch guru Jean-Claude Biver on the Apple Watch: “This watch has no sex appeal. It’s too feminine and looks too much like the smartwatches already on the market. To be totally honest, it looks like it was designed by a student in their first trimester.” (And former Nokia and Blackberry employees shake their heads knowingly…)