Lawyers for Daryl Hall and John Oates are suing a small company called Early Bird Foods & Co over their granola that they call Haulin’ Oats. Seems to me the cereal name is more of an homage than an infringement. If anything, the granola guys should sue the band for Your Kiss is on My List.

+ “I’m not sure what happened to the third dog, but I think it fell into some lava. There was, again, the single yelp, followed by a sizzle. No more dog.” Charlie Huenemann wonders how you should feel when your Minecraft dog gets killed.

+ If your cats don’t like human music, play them this instead. (Because you haven’t already altered enough of your life to please them.)

+ BBC: The man who mailed himself to Australia.