Harrison Ford crashed his World War II-era plane into a golf course after his engine gave out. While he suffered what fire department officials called “moderate” injuries, he managed to somehow walk away from the wreckage, which left everyone on the Internet humming the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme. (I bet when the plane was going down towards the course, he said something cool like, “Mind if I play through?”) The last time Harrison Ford was injured this seriously was when he broke his leg “in an accident involving the door of the … famed Millennium Falcon spaceship.”