The first time you go to Benihana, it’s pretty fun. Each subsequent time your kids drag you there is increasingly painful as guilt forces you into faking a smile at yet another viewing of the spatula-launched shrimp or the onion volcano. So, it’s with some relief that I report on a new Benihana show. This one is playing out in the courts, but at least it’s got a new twist. From Fortune: The Beni Burger and the crazy, bitter battle over Benihana.