You might fold your pizza. But your pizza will not fold. As many fast food joints succumb to the pressure to get healthier, pizza (and its lobbyists) are standing firm. “There’s no sandwich lobby, no burrito trade association. The macaroni-and-cheese people have yet to get their act together … Pizza is special.”

+ I’ll see your two escaped Llamas and raise you one baby weasel riding a woodpecker.

+ InFocus takes us to a Japanese island where there are significantly more feline residents than people.

+ Live from Shanghai, It’s Saturday Night.

+ Police in New Hampshire are issuing tickets for good behavior. And yes, it comes with fries.