Eighty percent of parents admit they have a favorite child. And the rest of them might as well admit it too. “It turns out that what matters most is not whether there is a favorite — it’s whether the kid thinks there is.” (Mom, no need to respond. I mean, it’s not like you’re reading one of my sisters’ newsletters right now.)

+ Don’t just drink coffee. Drink more coffee.

+ The NFL scouting combine is televised exclusively for the most ardent pro football nerds. But occasionally, a moment from the proceedings will break into popular culture. Like when someone broad jumps more than twelve feet.