The French National Film Board has split with most of the world by giving Fifty Shades of Grey a rating that suggests it’s suitable for teens. (At least I won’t be the only one in the theater rolling my eyes.)

+ The guy who created Sriracha never trademarked the name. Anyone can use the name.

+ Jon Stewart wasn’t the only late night TV news last night. Chris Elliot made what is likely his last visit with Letterman. The two of them are the best combo in late night TV history.

+ Scientists now know why popcorn pops. And mathematicians say they know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

+ Esquire: I Paid for an invisible girlfriend. Things took a weird turn.