“I was just at the gym watching the 30-year-olds at the pull-up bar building muscles in three weeks. And I’m at the pull up bar and nothing’s happening. I’m not feeling good. I’m sleepy all the time. All I want to do is sit down and eat potato chips and watch TV.” If you’ve experienced similar scenarios, you might soon find yourself with a prescription for Testosterone (either that, or a couch, a flatscreen, and a nice bowl of Ruffles). Fusion’s Alexis C. Madrigal on why testosterone is the drug of the future.

+ Hafthór Björnsson (better known as The Mountain on Game of Thrones) broke a thousand year-old record by walking five steps with a 1400 pound log on his shoulders. (The soundtrack to this video is remarkably similar to the noises being made at NextDraft HQ as I’m about to hit the publish button.)

+ Want to live longer? Run slower.