Last week the Internet was abuzz with reactions to Mandy Len Catron’s sociological look at love in the NYT: To Fall in Love With Anyone, Do This. The New Yorker’s Susanna Wolff responds with her own questionnaire-based guide: To Fall Out of Love, Do This. “What would constitute a ‘perfect’ day for you? Why do we always just go home and watch Netflix instead of doing any of that stuff?”

+ Speaking of guides, here’s one that explains how to escape from a moving car. And assuming that goes well, you might be curious about what would really happen if you put a person in a microwave.

+ The Onion on what’s being done with all those unsold Google Glass units.

+ You’re gonna need a bigger paddle board.