The Bottom of the News

It turns out that a 6 year-old’s story about going to heaven and visiting angels was not entirely true. The publishers of the best-selling book based on the incident have decided to pull it from shelves. From the kid who has since come clean: “I did not die. I did not go to heaven. I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention … The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.” (I wish someone had explained that to my high school AP English teacher…)

+ BBC: Why would anyone want an eyeball tattoo? (Uh, possibly to scare the crap out of the rest of us…)

+ U.S. metro areas have too much parking.