“His buttocks caused ‘serious, disabling and permanent injuries,’ according to her 2007 lawsuit.” Rick Springfield was back in court facing charges that his butt caused injuries during a concert. This case has been in and out of court for more than a decade. I bet Springfield wishes that he had Jesse’s lawyer.

+ “Welcome,’ he said, ‘to the NASA of Colombia.'” Vice takes you inside the world’s most advanced coffee laboratory. (That’s how I describe my stomach lining.)